一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2009

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 彩雯 2小时前 :

    知道原作怎样才能体会电影版烂到不行,以及奈须蘑菇为什么是顶级写手。原作从终局开始每一步都是高潮,你看看这改编都都是些啥玩意

  • 国运 3小时前 :

    本土人有的时候还是需要夏天海边的青春来治愈

  • 卫泰然 8小时前 :

    改的还是可以的,但是和七章一样BGM和游戏完全比不了,好几段燃的地方和感动的地方都不行,医生呜呜呜呜,你真的不回来吗呜呜呜

  • 南天韵 9小时前 :

    哔哩哔哩上看的,因为游戏没玩进去动画也只看了两集的原因,这部粉丝向大电影我看得难受,三星吧,有情怀的人一定觉得很不错

  • 彩祥 8小时前 :

    叙事很悠长 剧情前期看有些不知所云 总得来说就像每个人突破了自己的lcl之壁 女主得到了友谊 男主走出了阴影 女主妈妈学会了放一把手 女主继母得到了闲暇 女主爸爸学到了责任 除此以外有些镜头和色调拍的挺好看的

  • 利承泽 0小时前 :

    没料,且情绪无法被调动。配乐真不行。哈哈队加一星

  • 卫凌轩 1小时前 :

    最后再中二发言一下:这是爱与希望的旅途!

  • 夏侯薇歌 2小时前 :

    没料,且情绪无法被调动。配乐真不行。哈哈队加一星

  • 妍旭 7小时前 :

    燃又不完全燃,虐又不完全虐,节奏奇怪,配音贫穷,感觉。。。不如游戏

  • 宇文宏毅 2小时前 :

    好棒哦,我好喜欢,看完了就感觉很舒服,海风海浪,阳光也不会太刺眼。里面的歌也都好好听哦,我听歌识曲就没停下来过。

  • 扶芳洁 1小时前 :

    很舒服轻快的电影,艳羡这种年轻的生活,里面的音乐真好听啊

  • 官青易 8小时前 :

    “尚未从终局特异点回归的一人”😭泪目

  • 勤嘉平 8小时前 :

    话说的很好听,剧情有点失望,有种“最后一集了那就让大家都走个过场吧”的感觉,btw魔神柱是真滴ex,完全没必要专门把特效的💰花在这上面

  • 召德运 9小时前 :

    作为FGO的剧场版而言制作属实拉跨,作画声演没一个亮点,3D版的魔神柱让我想起了恩佐斯的触手。说起来这本来就是游戏改动画,所以最主要的剧情就是打怪通关没毛病,但这么贫瘠的内容实在太烂了。

  • 弭明艳 5小时前 :

    很喜欢里面的一句台词:人生很长,如果我们一直保持原来的自己,那就太无聊了

  • 年智敏 0小时前 :

    各方面都拍得稀烂,本来两星,冲游戏剧情给个3星~

  • 丑瑜蓓 7小时前 :

    真是烂,fgo剧情还是这么烂,全程毫无意义的对话,出一大堆英灵出来打酱油,然后主角平A就打赢,真是搞笑啊。

  • 御子悦 7小时前 :

    谢天谢地,这个系列终于迎来了结尾,后面的剧情都是伦理道德的教育,立意真高,无福消受啊

  • 慧雨 3小时前 :

    以上。

  • 卫镫鸿 0小时前 :

    这个最终章做成剧场版难度太高了,要么能让我嗨,让我看到能动的老婆爽,要么就把剧情好好打磨,结果这个宝具展开做的一言难尽,这就得堆料啊,这该燃的地方不燃,剧情么又塞不下,gay提亚还要念设定,很扫兴,价值拉的又那么高,“人理”没表述明白,最后落到爱,很干。承认一点,最终章单独放出来,没铺垫没前戏,是真的难拍,全考验粉丝自嗨。

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